One liners
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.
If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty.
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.
Learn to obey before you command.
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief.
In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.
The world belongs to the energetic.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
Where you start is not as important as where you finish.
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
We must conquer war, or war will conquer us.
The great end of life is not knowledge but action.
Nobody speaks the truth when there is something they must have.
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.