Improving The Bust Line
The wife’s story…Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it wasn’t so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood there rubbing it between my breasts. “How long will this take?” I asked him.
“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replied.
I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?”
Without missing a beat he said, “Worked for your ass, didn’t it?”
He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man!