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	<title>Tommy D's Sexy Blog</title>
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	<description>Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.</description>
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		<title>Speech given by Terry Funderburk on July 3, 2009 in South Carolina:</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello fellow patriots from South Carolina. My name is Terry Funderburk and I am one of those Americans called a domestic terrorist. Some of you might know me as lone protester. It is an honor to be asked to get up here and speak to you. I am up here as a spokesman for the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tdhay.com/2009/07/04/speech-given-by-terry-funderburk-on-july-3-2009-in-south-carolina/</link>
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		<title>POLITICAL CORRECTNESS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous main stream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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		<link>http://tdhay.com/2009/07/03/political-correctness/</link>
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		<title>PETA = Stupid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants the flyswatter in chief to try taking a more humane attitude the next time he&#8217;s bedeviled by a fly in the White House.
PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tdhay.com/2009/06/17/peta-stupid/</link>
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		<title>I met a young lady</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At a science fiction convention, I met a young lady who didn&#8217;t believe in western medicine. She said that western medicine only treats symptoms, not causes. I pointed out that western medicine, and only western medicine, has come up with vaccines that prevent people from contracting smallpox, polio, measles, mumps, rubella&#8230; She gave me a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tdhay.com/2009/02/07/i-met-a-young-lady/</link>
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		<title>1991</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Back around 1991 I was planning on picking someone up for lunch at the apartment complex she managed. I don&#8217;t know why I asked her if her building was on the north or south side of the street, since in Los Angeles that&#8217;s indicated by whether the street address is odd or even; I was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tdhay.com/2009/02/07/1991/</link>
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		<title>Nigerian Astronaut</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA
Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tdhay.com/2009/02/07/nigerian-astronaut/</link>
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		<title>So You&#8217;re Looking For Cracks?</title>
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		<link>http://tdhay.com/2009/02/07/so-youre-looking-for-cracks/</link>
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		<title>The Grocery Store</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The new supermarket near my apartment has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tdhay.com/2009/02/07/the-grocery-store/</link>
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		<title>Thinking Of Yugos</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: What&#8217;s on pages 4-5 of the Yugo user&#8217;s manual?
A: The train &#038; bus schedules.
Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tdhay.com/2009/02/07/thinking-of-yugos/</link>
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		<title>Kentucky Engineering</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in The South are. We challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam administered by the University of Kentucky Engineering Department:1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum.
2. Which of these cars will rust out [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tdhay.com/2009/02/07/kentucky-engineering/</link>
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